Date: 08/20/2003

Number: 1

The other day i was sitting in my room and then as I glanced out my bedroom window i noticed something in the sky. I came outside and screamed at the thing in the sky and then it came down to talk to me. It was a leprechaun-looking creature with large white wings. He told me to give him all my gold to him and as I reached for my pocket I acted as if I was reaching for my pocket watch and pulled my hand out and hit him in the face. He preceded to fall to the ground and he then went on to experience seizure-type movements. I then decided he was dead so I took all his lucky charms and buried him out back. Then three six-legged goblins came from the north and took me to their lair. They probed me and tested me. They were talking in a weird squeaky language, in which you mostly would use the lower throat to talk. They then told me (in English) to go back and tell the world about the evil goblins and that they will take over the world on January 1, 2004. BE PREPARED FOR THE EVIL MIDGETS!!!

chattanooga, TN

Latitude: 35 Longitude: -85.2

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